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A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal...
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their...
The madam opened the where house door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I...
A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse to go when he said, “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, “Amen.” The preacher mounted the horse,...
“How can I know the best way to act in life?” the disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple...
A young man walks into a supermarket and buys a bar of soap, a toothbrush, toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a container of milk, two boxes...
Early one morning a hungry Wolf was prowling around a cottage at the edge of a village, when he heard a child crying in the house....
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
Getting late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat over the shoulder, and bounded out of the house. As he...
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do....
The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings. “This first...
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar, suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...
A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice. He can’t pull it out no matter how hard he tries. He therefore decides to bury it...
Three guys were at deer camp, they had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly....
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your...
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his...
After swearing loyalty to the Captain and crew, and receiving his daily list of duties, the new recruit is brought up onto the poop deck to...
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business to live a more leisurely life with...
