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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real...
who after examining him says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.” So the...
An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts “Father forgive me for I have sinned. During the war I hid a young Jewish...
Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The pastor, keeping watch...
“$85 for an extraction, Ma’am,” was the dentists reply. “Och huv ye nay got anything cheaper,” replies the Scottish lass getting agitated. “But that’s the normal...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...
Paddy and Murphy meet at the supermarket and Paddy says, “Hey, man! How have you been?” “Oh, great,” says Murphy “I have recently bought an elephant.”...
If your cup (literally) runneth over, it may be by design — and that design may be over 2,500 years old. Variously called a Greedy Cup,...
The next time you are tempted to say something hurtful to someone just because you’re angry, you might want to stop and remember this story: it’s...
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things – chickens,...
The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play...
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me We’re the same age;...
Cassan Said Amer tells a story about a lecturer who began a seminar holding up a one dollar bill, and asking: Who wants this dollar bill?...
A young caveman walks up to the tribe’s elder shaman, looking irritated he asks, “How do we name our newborn babies?” The elder shaman is kinda...
One day a lion was sleeping in front of its cave. At that time a little mouse playing nearby by chance ran over the lion’s body....
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St.Peter says, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going...
A teacher shows three toys to a student and asks the student to find out the differences. All the three toys are seemed to be identical...
A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman… “If I can show something you have never...
A gnat, annoyed with a lion, for disturbing its sleep with its roaring, stung the beast on its snout. The lion tried to crush it with...
