A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there...
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone....
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at...
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