Cinderella was now old, and was granted three wishes by the Fairy mother. Cinderella happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from...
On his way to the protest site he sees one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing...
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from...
Sometimes how a person acts reveals a lot about their profession. This is a hilarious example of exactly that. He reduces height and spots a man...
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed....
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
“You have been a good cat all of these years anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”. The cats says: “Well,...
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband says...
Little Tommy was doing very poorly in math His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers in short, everything they could think of....
About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably She...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
Out on the prairie, a farmer is tending to his flock of grazing sheep, when suddenly a brand new BMW pulls up on a nearby road....
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his...
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to...
Once upon a time there were two men in a wood-chopping contest. They were tasked with chopping down as many trees in the forest as they...
A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. “Help! Is there anybody...
A woman walks into the City Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids . “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all...
There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he...