A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because...
Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die....