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A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde...
“I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The agent verbally...
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she...
A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes....
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees...
A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up. The nurse starts with certain basic items. ‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks ‘Eight...
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left...
The help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their...
Mummy is embarrassed by her sons choice of words, so tells him this So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and...
Many years ago in a poor Chinese village, there lived a peasant with his son His only material possession, apart from some land and a small...
After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem...
He slid into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates. St.Peter said, “You died...
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake...
Jean was out walking with his grandfather in Paris. At one point, they saw a shoemaker being insulted by a customer who claimed that there was...
A group of devils were trying to enter the soul of a holy man who lived near Cairo; they had already tempted him with Nubian women,...
The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat...
After four years of drought in the small north-east village, the priest gathered everyone for a pilgrimage up to the mountain; there they would do a...
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water,...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college for many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his...
