An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
Sarah, a Sales Associate at Walmart, notices a man in the card section. When she walks by an hour later and sees him still there she...
A man named Marty called his son. “Harry I have news to tell you, I know it’s going to upset you but I have made up...
It was Sally first time going for jury duty and she was a little bit apprehensive. I would just like you to know said Sally as...