I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as...
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
A guy on a date parks his car and gets the girl in the back seat. They make love, but the girl wants to make love...
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of...
Some ecclesiastical gentlemen — a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others — were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up....
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the...
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was...
A man is working in a weapon store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black weapon? He replies $50 for...
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca Raton. She was seeking a qualified person to...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day. The first man, tool, married...
A young couple with a box of rubber pack proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six...
Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In...
Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He broached them to his wife, who promptly...
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matty had...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever...