I was playing a big game of hide and seek when I went camping with a big group. We were devided in teams of two and...
A man walked into a bar, he was crying profusely “I need you to give me enough drinks to kill me” He said, sobbing to the...
In a neighbourhood, there was a brothel closing down and selling or giving away furniture. Alongside the furniture was a parrot that was left behind, which...
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith… …for advice about enlarging her melons. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower,...
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an...
I wanted to pick up a few more tennis balls before meeting my friend for game. The club house had a bin of slightly used balls...
Man looks at his friend and says “if you and a friend go camping you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up...
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The...
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says,...
A kangaroo at the zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the...
A guy is eating breakfast with his wife…. When he hears a knock at the door, he gets up and opens the door and sees two...
A Londoner meets a stereotypical American redneck The redneck tells him: “Why don’t y’all like guns? They’re completely safe! See, I have mine in my safe...
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home one day when there’s a knock at the door, Mandela opens the door and there’s a Japanese man standing there,...
I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day… and I noticed how in his hand he held a one hundred dollar bill. Interesting,...
A priest is walking down the river one day As he is strolling along he sees one of his parishioners fighting to land a fish. The...
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set...
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat...
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the...
A German officer watches over his outpost during the Great War. He’s polishing his handgun when one of his soldiers below sounds the alarm. Down he...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...