The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He...
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. “That’s something you’re never going to...
A call girl brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You...
A woman goes into a toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into hers, damaging the front bumper, and that she hadn’t made a...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t...
A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car...
A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town. “There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I...