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When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment,...
A man goes to the store to get a hot water bottle The clerk tells him he has just sold his last one. But if he...
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch with...
A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door....
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital, And she timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table… He’s been sneakily checking her out ever...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has scr*wed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit...
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and...
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the...
There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift And he knows that she is really starting to like Barbie, so he...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
An ugly old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big...
In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that...
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a...
A man and a woman, who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this...
A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the Bank! … But...
One afternoon a Lawyer was driving home,… when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road “Why are doing that?” the lawyer...
A young man went to his grandfather’s place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and...
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,...
