An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked “Can I help you sir?” Our...
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in lovemaking. “Back ladies, back!” cried the leader. “There’s a...
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “Attention all!!” and farts...
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. “I demand proper manners in bed,” she...
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s nuts are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a BJ!” “You know...
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...