A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she...
Three men are traveling on a ship, when they are accosted by the Devil. The Devil proposes that if each man drops something into the sea...
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized...
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention,...
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a manhood.”...
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years....
Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other,...
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”...
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have make...