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An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to lovemaking for the first time and...
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
A man and a woman have just had their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband turns to his wife and asks, “What do you want to do...
On New Year’s Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the...
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underclothes to wipe...
An old man goes into Victoria’s Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. “See,” explains the man, “It...
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you...
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out...
