A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses,...
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax...
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having make love to escape the attention of their son. According to the...
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were sleeping when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove...
A couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I...
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell...