A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven. When they get there, St.Peter greets them and tells them, “We...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone. “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $150 we...
A ship was travelling in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching their vessel. The captain yells to his crew,...
Nasreddin Hodja was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money. The creditor said to the judge. “This man owes...
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...