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A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and...
Paddy’s friend is hit by a car so he phones for an ambulance. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears...
A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bast…, steps out of his car and comes...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good news...
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,...
A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
The manager picks up, and a man asks in a formal tone: “Good morning sir, might I ask, at what time does your fine establishment open?”...
