“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s...
My wife and I were reflecting on the past year, whilst dining at a restaurant. I started to complain about something that hadn’t happened the way...
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich...
He is in charge of the copying of holy texts. He notices that all of the monks are copying copies of their sacred texts. He goes...
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got...
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe...
Ole and Sven go out squirrel hunting one afternoon. Ole needs to toss a whiz so he steps behind a tree to take care of business....
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘careful! Put in some...