A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table....
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the...
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you...
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
During their vocabulary session the teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious. So the teacher asks, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”...
A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than him. Once he...
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show, the...
This is said to be a favorite story of Lyndon Johnson’s. A preacher was becoming terribly distracted by a man who came to church every Sunday...
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game...