“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how...
The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps. “Where would you like to...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his...
As she was walking through a lovely park, she noticed a sad man sitting on a bench. Next to him, there was a very tiny person...
A Vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight...
If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
“Brown bears are usually harmless they avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to...
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day. The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry...
A couple of weeks later she finally wakes up and asks the doctor, “Where is my baby?!” The doctor replies, “They are both fine, you have...