The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land,...
The prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs Williams, do you know who I...
A 6 year-old boy was in the market with his 4 year-old sister suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and...
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”...
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...
The following day, the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raised her hand, “My dad owns a farm and every...
It was an incredibly hot day, and a lion was feeling very hungry. He came out of his den and searched here and there. He could...
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie...