An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many...
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village....
“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...
The leader of the captors said, “We’re going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn but first,...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend Stacy, because I wanted to avoid a...
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop...
A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long. The man contemplated that question and looked...
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black...