“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son, who...
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself...
She never took an interest in religious studies, and usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. “Tell...
Once upon a time there were two men in a wood-chopping contest. They were tasked with chopping down as many trees in the forest as they...
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
“You’re going to jail for all that marijuana in your pocket!” the policeman stated. “But officer, this weed isn’t mine It keeps appearing in my pocket...
A man passing by sees this message advertised at the entrance, and believes this to be a load of rubbish, but decides to try it out...