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Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice...
An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got...
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll...
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father...
He saw an ad in the newspaper about a sales position. He didn’t know the first thing about sales, but figured he could learn, and so...
Once at a crossroad, Mulla Nasruddin Hodja saw a portly nobleman riding towards him. “I say, Mulla,” said the man. “Which is the way to the...
Following a vow of silence, none of the monks were allowed to speak at all. But there was one exception to this rule every ten years,...
A Samurai who was known for his nobility and honesty, went to visit a Zen monk to ask him for his advice. When the monk had...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
Mrs Santa was in bed with the flu. The elves were playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The replacement elves were much...
