The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians, when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating...
“Away with you, vile insect!” said a Lion angrily to a Gnat that was buzzing around his head. But the Gnat was not in the least...
Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve...
The late king of a known Kingdom had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake....
If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with...
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot...
Open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back,...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your Oceanside condo, over...
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the first interview, the director did the last...
Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10...