Three guys were at deer camp, they had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly....
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your...
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his...
After swearing loyalty to the Captain and crew, and receiving his daily list of duties, the new recruit is brought up onto the poop deck to...
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business to live a more leisurely life with...
During one of Bankei’s classes, a pupil was caught stealing. All the disciples demanded he be expelled, but Bankei did nothing. The following week, the pupil...
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her monthlies for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt...