The new member of the club listened with solemn interest to the various stories that were told in the smoking room. They were good stories, and...
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has...
“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer. “How’s that?” his other friend...
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you...
His new girlfriend demanded that she should live in Jack’s and Emma’s luxurious house, and since Jack’s lawyers were of a higher calibre, he received the...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...
The man checked his speed and saw he was going 30mph. He thought, “Am I crazy, or is this chicken keeping pace with me at 30mph?”...
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer...
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now...
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with...