Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for...
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know...
They take a seat, the ladies chat with one another across the table, as do the gents. Fred asks Harold, “Are you still going to that...
The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he...
He went to buy a guard dog, but his wife was angry when he returned with a chihuahua. So the guy goes to a pet shop...
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only...
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief....
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A certain Rabbi was adored by the community; everyone was enchanted by what he said. Except for Isaac, who never missed an opportunity to contradict the...