A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked; Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet? The mother...
One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question: Little Boy: “Father I heard you once say that we all...
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave...
Father was a hardworking man who delivered bread as a living to support his wife and three children. He spent all his evenings after work attending...
Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought Tom was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my...
A farmer from the cotton fields of Central Texas dies and goes to hell Why? Well, only his wife, God and the Devil knows! Once there,...
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde...
“I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The agent verbally...
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she...
A mobile phone on a bench rings, and a man puts the phone on speaker and begins to talk as he puts on his golf shoes....