A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs,...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that...
There was a prince who was besotted with his own beauty If any traveler came to the palace he would ask him: “Have you ever seen...
A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady asks the pet shop...
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to...
Two roosters fought for supremacy in the farmyard. Finally one was vanquished and he went and hid himself in a corner of the hen-house. The victor...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems. I can only...
A couple went for a cruise tour to enjoy their private honeymoon while leaving their children at home Unfortunately, the cruise ship was sinking due to...
A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...