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A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black...
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get...
Johnny comes back from school crying And says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you...
Two men were talking about a friend. Who had recently passed away. “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint,...
A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in...
An old man and an old woman, married for fifty years, go to see a fortune teller. The old man is hard-of-hearing and the old Woman...
A 97-year-old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” The doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech...
The wife calls her Scientist Husband. “Honey ! It’s Saturday night you are late”… Husband: “I am busy with my team in an experiment.” Wife: “What’s...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
