A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said: The...
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something...
Three women were sitting in a bar, burnette, redhead, and a blonde they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
There were three ducks swiming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to apper in court the next...
Me and my two brothers wanted to give my grandpa nice birthday gifts. My two brothers, both more wealthy than me, bought a brand new car...
So I wake up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in her mouth. The rabbit’s not bloody,...
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why...
The teacher asks her class “What is love?” Little Johnny stands up says , “love is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks...
Young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did you do this time?!” The boy said all I did was...
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...