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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night...
Nurse: “Do you have siblings?” Me: “Yes, a younger brother.” Nurse: “Does he have any medical issues?” Me: “He broke his finger on his right hand...
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather...
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a...
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets...
My son’s teacher has been giving him poor marks for grammar. At a parent-teacher conference, she was really lording it over me. “You know, I consulted...
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he...
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar. “BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” he cries. “EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” The...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.” The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.”...
