A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning. The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The...
Three Russian men are sitting in a jail cell together. One of them asks the two others: “So what did you do?” The first one answers:...
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As...
A couple in their nineties were both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor told them that they were physically okay, but might want...
One day, while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. He’s inquiring about a particular...
A man eagerly waited at the train station to pick up his mother-in-law, who was visiting for the first time in a while. After spotting her,...
James is walking on a downtown street one day, and he happens to see his old high school friend, Harry, a little way up ahead. “Harry,...
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but...
A boy is wandering in a hotel, and after hearing some noises, he decides to open a door. He says: “Wow, it’s dark here!” You can...
Ole and Lena are having make love in their bedroom. Ole says, “Lena, did you know that there are 117,000 musk ox in Alaska? Lena says,...
Little Johnny is riding with his Uncle Bob in his new Mercedes. Johnny points at the star emblem on the front and asks, “Uncle Bob, what’s...
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service,...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, then the lass said,...
A hungry guy really fancies a bowl of hot chili. He sees a diner just up the street, so he decides to head there. A pretty...
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the many posters...
A young pure couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other...
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” He asks...
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work… Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides...
A man has been drinking all day at a bar. Late at night, he suddenly checks his clock. “1:30 am, darn. I need to go home...