A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time. She said they still didn’t fit. “Well,” said the dentist, “I’ll...
An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She is overjoyed as she was a devoted Catholic and going to Heaven was her life’s dream. Once...
After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell...
A man walks into the barber shop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, “How do you want your haircut?” The man says, ”...
The retired guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.” The doctor replies, “OK. Touch your elbow.”...
A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl’s place for a...
A woman decides to prove her intelligence to her husband. While he is at work, she takes it upon herself to paint a couple of rooms...
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve...
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband. “I just let out a silent fart. What...
A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response....