A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked...
A guy had a dog that kept getting into the neighbors backyard. The neighbor would come over, banging on the door,screaming,”Your dog has been in my...
Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,.. Mainly because there were two girls...
A minister gave a talk to the community center on mating. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on mating,...
Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,.. Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seatbelts on, so we want...
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids, “As soon as...
There was a guy who bought an elderly circus elephant; Alas, he couldn’t afford to feed it. He’d never seen an elephant jump with all 4...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...