A rich cheapskate hires a local handyman from the want ads. The handyman shows up in overalls, chewing a piece of straw in his teeth. “What...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls...
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand...
One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you...
A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren’t as many violators this day as usual. The...
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the...
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...