A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.” The salesman assures her...
A typical tough-guy husband marries a beautiful, easygoing woman. After the wedding, he lays down the law: “I’ll come home whenever I want, stay out as...
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see eachvchild’s work. As she got to one...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh,...
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve got some...
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The...
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot...
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish police officer. He thinks that he is smarter than the officer because...