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There was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the...
A young man strides into a chemist and asks for a packet of protections. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or 12....
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy… The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart. “Now class, does anyone...
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked...
A guy had a dog that kept getting into the neighbors backyard. The neighbor would come over, banging on the door,screaming,”Your dog has been in my...
Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,.. Mainly because there were two girls...
