George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house. George’s Wife: “The last time you...
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years...
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
The Devil invites Mike Tyson to hell one day to enjoy himself. He had guests over and he thought they’d like reveling over a background where...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,… waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole....
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his...