At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don’t try to fool me because...
Three women one engaged, one married and one a mistress,.. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date...
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,… made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach...
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...