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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off....
An elderly priest dies and goes to heaven. He soon finds himself in a line of souls going to St. Peter to enter heaven. In no...
A young blonde with a coach ticket went up and sat down in the first class section of a plane going from Tampa to Los Angles....
A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, “I heard you died.” “But you see I’m alive,” smiled the ex-patient. “Impossible,” said the psychiatrist. “I was...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were...
A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They...
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says,...
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”...
A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her. She...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What...
