A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove...
A cowboy is riding his horse in a small town and decides to stop at a bar to wash the dust of the road off of...
A man was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears...
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a...
The junior executive had been complaining to his wife of aches and pains. Neither one could account for his trouble. Arriving home from work one night,...
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. Finally, the doctor...
A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re...
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told...
There once was an elderly man who sold flowers in a small town and did quite well for himself. Across the street some monks opened a...
An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin, ordered three pints of Guinness and sat at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off to her house. Exhausted from the...
Three nuns who had recently died were on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there...
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they...
Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them started complaining about his family problems. After listening for a...
A teacher asks a student: “What kind of woman would you like to be with when you’re all grown up?” “A woman like the moon!” Answers...
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the...
Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually...
A wife was cooking something in the kitchen while the husband was watching a debate in a news channel over a doctor’s make love scandal. Wife:...
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor....