One old farmer had a large pond in the back,.. fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach...
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,”...
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned What have you done my son ?...
Two lawyers, Jon and Ethan, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Ethan a $50 bet. Ethan agrees and they’re off. They...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...
Predicting the weather A local news station is is starting its broadcast for the daily weather and they start talking about rain for the day. The...
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little...
James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers,...
How to catch an elephant. Go out deep into a forest that an elephant might be in. Start digging a really big pit, it also needs...
One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying undressed on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I...