An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to...
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to...
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all...
What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a marriage conference, Frank and his wife Ann...
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.” “But I could...
They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She explains that humans are the only animals that can stutter. A little girl in the...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty...
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department...