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An ugly old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse. “I’ve been stung by...
A Japanese, a Russian, a Filipino, and an American went to test the magic swimming pool that turns the waters into any substance of your choice...
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The mother specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island. A couple of days later, her daughter realizes that...
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...