A man boarded a plane with six kids and got settled into their seats. A woman sitting across the aisle leans over and says, “Excuse me...
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.”, she...
A male patient was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour...
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and...
At the zoo, a kid says to his mother Jokingly: “mom, look, look, that monkey looks really like my brother”. His mother looked at him and...
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how...
Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation. She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over...