A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
A frail old man is put in to a care home by his family. They visit him a few days later and as they are talking...
Little Johnny is back at school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher calls up Little Johnny’s dad to report that Johnny has been...
Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. “Mommy, how old are you?” she asked....
The male teacher in a girls school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
One day two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14 came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they...
Sarah’s parents are excited to meet her new boyfriend. This is the first time the 28 year old has brought a man to meet her parents....
Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me, I hurt all over”,...
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear...
A businessman is driving down an old country road and he sees a farmer in his orchard feeding his pigs. The farmer is taking one pig...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this...
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her...
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him....
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. They are enjoying their time, While talking with each other, The woman drops a bit...