A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the...
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then...
A cop pulls a car over for going 20 mph on the highway. The driver is a little old lady, and there are two old ladies...
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?” “No,” her mother replied. “Well,...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She instructed that the hair stylist could...
The wife has just taken a shower and comes out wrapped in a towel, still shy being newly wed. “Well, I’ve seen you undressed. You don’t...
Two very old men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!” Leon...
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. A...
A very wise mother bought her young son a pet hamster for his birthday. He had lots of fun with it and then one day it...
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the...
A blonde walks into an appliance store and sees a TV she would like to buy. She goes to the register and says, “I wanna buy...
A husband and wife were walking down a high street when the wife spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. She urges her...
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. She screamed at him: “You’re...
A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings...
A man goes into the confession booth at the church. “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” asks the priest....
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...