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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all...
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
A Help desk guy speaking to an old lady user. Help desk: Double click on “My Computer”. An Old Lady: I can’t see your computer… Help...
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...
Three women are talking about their make love lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next...
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to...
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys lovemaking more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy make love more than...
A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip: An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says. “I’ve just...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
An elderly man goes into a mental institution and talks to the doctor in charge. He asks the doctor how a patient is actually admitted to...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
An old lady calls 911 late one night. So an old lady calls 911 late one night. The dispatcher answers “911, what is your emergency?” “There...
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers. As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts...
There was an old lady who was very small, Her name was Reanne but everyone called her Re. After a while Re died of old age...
A man goes to confess that he’d stolen someone’s cow. He was very much wracked with guilt in his confession. The priest forgave him in God’s...
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog and it’s sitting in the...
