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An accountant was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local night house. When he got to the first one, he...
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well,...
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.”, answered the woman. “We...
A girl is sitting on the couch with her grandpa and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her...
The Little Johnny going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him. “What’s wrong?” Nervous, the kid asks, “How long do...
A woman goes into a restaurant with 15 kids. The kids start goofing around while she’s talking to the waitress. The mom gets impatient and yells,...
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results. The lab tech says to him, “I’m sorry, sir, but there has been...
A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be?” One boy said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth...
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. She was still feeling bloated from lunch, so she was fearful of farting...
A woman meets with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed,...
