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Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
Two turtles walk into a bar. As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain. The big turtle turns to the smaller one and says...
A guys walking down the street with a bag of rabbit droppings, he runs into one of his friends who asks what’s in the bag. Guy...
A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest, when they come across a talking mushroom. The mushroom says “Alright you have found me! I...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had...
John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself....
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around...
On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a...
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father,...
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog...
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender, “Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you...
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...
A couple in the backyard. The wife bends over to pick something up. Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your bum is bigger than...
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of...
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it. As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are...
A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. “All right, lets make this quick, I have things to do. Says the bored agent.”...
