A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops...
An elderly retired gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how...
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
A good looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a gorgeous woman at the end of the bar, talking with a...
A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps,...
A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, “I have some bad news. The tests results came back positive for...
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the...
A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you...
One day, a gentleman’s wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out...
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date...
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go. Is...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasn’t there. She puts on her robe and takes a sip...
It was Sunday and the preacher has just finished an inspiring church service when Rick, The wealthiest man in town, stood up and asked to address...
There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through...
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Teacher, I should be in 4th...
A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
An American traveling to Japan for business found himself with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected. Being single and away from home for...
Lying on his deathbed, an elderly man made his final request to his wife: “Honey, I’m almost out of time and there’s something I’d like you...