A husband said to his wife, “Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.” As expected, the wife wasn’t happy at being imposed upon...
There was once a couple that had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception: Every time they made love...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than...
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “my son is a priest. When he...
A man went into the kitchen to make breakfast and was shocked to see a rabbit sitting inside his refrigerator. He yelled “Hey! What are you...
A man walked into a local pharmacy while laughing hysterically. He asked for two rubber pack and still laughing, paid the pharmacist and walked out. The...
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?” “No”, she replies sleepily. “I...
One day, a little old lady went to see the doctor. The kindly medical professional asked her, “What seems to be the problem, dear?” She said,...
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says...