A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of...
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports corset and a tiny pair...
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that “help” you get an self enjoyment. You should of seen...
A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over....
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is extremely busy and looks tired. He eventually makes his way over to the bear. The bear immediately...
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer...
Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive...
A Blonde bought a brand new Car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t...
The car speed off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing...
A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This was to be the first time they had made love and...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
Two old guys were sitting on a bus bench when a good looking young blonde with a short skirt got off. One old guy says to...
Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping. To pass the time he decided to go fishing...
Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...