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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her privet part. She told the doctor her problem and he...
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one...
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we...
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she...
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
A man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, “In my house, I am the boss. I say when the...
Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this...
An 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently: When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to...
The first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde pure bride slipped into a nice but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed,...
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her...
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, “Morris,...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like...
Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God: “Why did you...
The very snobbish woman was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler” the rich woman said? “A set of...
A Dad and a Son were watching TV downstairs. The Dads feet started getting cold. So he sends his Son upstairs to get his slippers. When...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
