A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?” “No,” her mother replied. “Well,...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She instructed that the hair stylist could...
The wife has just taken a shower and comes out wrapped in a towel, still shy being newly wed. “Well, I’ve seen you undressed. You don’t...
Two very old men were having a conversation about make love. Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!” Leon...
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. A...
A very wise mother bought her young son a pet hamster for his birthday. He had lots of fun with it and then one day it...
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the...