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Johns tennis elbow was hurting one morning so he decided to go see the doctor. When he gets to the office he is asked to take...
A state government employee sits in his office, and out of boredom decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents...
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods...
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
A man called his doctor, and said “doc”, you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent...
Sally a blonde was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she...
A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse me young man, but I’ll have you know that those can...
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny,...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that before make love often helped men...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in...
