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Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
A 75 year old man was walking by and suddenly he hears a voice, ‘Stop!! there is a brick going to fall on your head.’ The...
A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part...
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they’ll be admitted to heaven....
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know,...
An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination whereupon the doctor said. “You are in fine shape for your age.. but tell me.. do...
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the...
A woman consulted a divorce attorney to discuss her marriage annulment on account of her husband’s irrational attitudes. After being married to her husband for years,...
Few years have passed and Sally and Meg finally meet after a long time not seeing each other. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket,...
Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous....
A man and his wife are travelling through Florida when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimmee. They...
A blonde was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the blonde complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired...
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,”...
Two man decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any....
A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet. A man in a...
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of...
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
